What day are you getting there?
Tuesday.
Who will you be with?
EF pawpet crew & staff.
Do you do free art or trades?
Nope.
Do you do commissions/badges?
I don't draw.
Do you have prints/CDs?
No.
Will you have new stuff for sale?
I've nothing to sell, sorry.
Do you have art in the art show?
The few photographs suitable for a gallery aren't on-topic for a furry art show as my main subject is travel photography.
What suit(s) will you have?
Unfortunately none, yet.
What is your gender?
Male, last time I checked.
How old are you?
37
Can I touch you?
If I know you.
Can I talk to you?
Of course, but I'll be busy most of the time.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes, but who wants that anyway?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You can buy me one drink or the other of course, but I don't drink that much alcohol anymore.
Do you drink alcohol, or do you smoke?
I don't smoke, but I may drink small amounts of alcohol.
Can I give you lots of money?
Of course, but I'm afraid I have nothing to give you back.
Can we hang out?
I'm afraid I won't have the time at EF. There's a much better chance at one of the other conventions I attend.
Are you nice?
I try to, but it's not me to judge.
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Backstage, on stage, in the audience, on the dance floor, at the bar.
Other cons you may go to?
Further Confusion, Confuzzled, Mephit Mini Con, Anthrocon, maybe Megaplex, and some small furmeets.