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Terrible pun

Two engineers at the customer's site:

Heute bei IKEA (German text)

"Wo find ich FINSE"?
"FINSE fin'se in Regal 30, Platz 47"

Since everyone's doing it...

You scored as Simba. You are Simba! You've suffered immense hardships, but you can see the larger picture, realizing that there is light at the end of the tunnel as long as you continue on. Family and best friends are sacred to you and you would leap to defend them at any time, at whatever cost. You also have a tendency to be sentimental, sometimes allowing your emotions to supercede your better judgement. And yet, at other times, you're not enough in tune with your emotions. You need to find an equal balance between faith and logic. You're still great, though, overall!

Mufasa

Kalauer...

Subway to Sally? Pah!