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Two engineers at the customer's site:
For the last two days I was on a customer site... They had reported some very strange performance issues while testing varous server hardware. System becoming "unresponsive" after only 2000 TCP connects on a connection rate test, latency increasing by 400% periodically for short amounts of time on load tests.
We (well, not me, but lacking a better idea I kept my muzzle shut) decided that our quarterly team event would be two rounds of bowling this time. Plus having a short lunch there. Okay, reserved two lanes weeks ago, well okay, no group rebate for a lunch for less than 15 people. But lunch itself is possible, of course.
From: Kunde
To: maintenance-info
Subject: Abwesenheitsnotiz
The elevators in the conference center broke down yesterday.
